August 12, 2003

The Best Cartoon-Cat Advice...

The Best Cartoon-Cat Advice Columnist in History, on Running for California Governor:

I did think about it, and I even have one of those red, white and blue top hats from this party I went to, but in the end I decided against it. I looked into the actual requirements of the job and basically you have to spend all day deciding which schoolchildren to screw out of school lunch. Not cool, not really where I'm at right now.

Posted by at August 12, 2003 08:13 PM
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'basically you have to spend all day deciding which schoolchildren to screw out of school lunch.'

I was unaware that free school lunch had become an entitlement that anybody could be screwed out of. Of course crappy school lunches are just the cure for the leading nutrional problem the poor face, obesity.

Posted by: Jack Tanner at August 13, 2003 10:11 AM

Bro -- you're arguing with a cartoon cat.

Posted by: Matt Welch at August 13, 2003 11:16 AM
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