April 27, 2003
Why I'm Not Like Ben Afflec...
Why I'm Not Like Ben Affleck: According to the radio broadcast just now, the butt-chinned Beaneater just drew a round of boos at Anaheim Stadium by waving around his Red Sox cap....
Posted by at April 27, 2003 07:05 PM
You really expected Ben do do anything else? That's his job. (1918! 1918! 1918! HaHa!) He ain't like you, ain't no angel. But what do I know? I am learning to become a baseball fan again at 33 and my Mets got their asses kick today--twice. Just sad, and painful to watch.
A little too accurate for its own good.
2 out of 3, Gilligan.
PS- We eschew the devisive and hateful "masshole." We prefer Assholes of Massachusetts.
GO SOX, GO SOX, GO SOX, GO SOX, GO SOX, GO SOX!
OK -- got that out of my system. But hey, I live and work about 500 yards from Fenway Park!
Do I need to go out to Boston for a little Fenway whup-ass on my funny-talking chowder-eating friends? Let's consult the Angels schedule....
Devisive? Man that's fucking embarrassing.
Ross -- I was all ready to give you credit for using an obscure but high-quality word. Meaning, you know, gimmicky or something.
Come on down! Or over, rather...
The Angels play in Fenway on May 16-18 and August 5-7. The first's a no-go for me 'cause we're gradjamacating about 4,000 students that weekend and I will be flat out at work.
The second's just before a regatta I'm supposed to organize -- but heck, if I don't have my ducks in a row by then I'm dead anyway.
So if you and your wife can come out in August you'll be hosted all proper-like...might even get some sailing in?