y ask you to get on an airplane, run for your life.

Posted by: fred at April 23, 2003 04:49 PM

Will they play "I'm Too Sexy?" Please tell me they're gonna play "I'm Too Sexy."

Posted by: Jim Treacher at April 23, 2003 06:04 PM

This whole Affleck-look-alike thing sounds like the the first chapter of "My life as a whore".
Beware the slippery catwalk.

Posted by: Michael Farris at April 23, 2003 10:02 PM

I hope you don't win. It'll only go to your head. Your ego will be inflated 173% and you'll instantly loose 40 IQ points. (You will, however, get to test drive Ferarris for Conde Naste...Hmmm....)

Posted by: Mark Windsor at April 24, 2003 06:55 AM

Did they have faux J-Los as well? (If I flubbed Celebrity Partner Concentration, please replace "J-Lo" with the appropriate name.)

Posted by: Andy Freeman at April 24, 2003 09:19 AM

Andy -- Yes! The J-Los tried out after us. I saw one, who showed up early, and she was far more convincing than a single Affleck (let alone me).

Posted by: Matt Welch at April 24, 2003 09:28 AM

Gee Em, you're right. The practice is becoming more respectable, I guess:

Squeeze the charmin'
Brad Pitt fans who wouldn't mind laying a hand on the hunky actor's derriere are in luck. For the first time, they'll be able to cop a feel of the celeb's bootie without bodyguards (or lawyers) getting involved.


Maybe Moira will weigh in on the appropriateness of it all. ;-)

Posted by: Ray Eckhart at April 25, 2003 04:11 AM
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