March 24, 2003

Pierce Goes to the Oscars P...

Pierce Goes to the Oscars Protest: With his fancy new digital cam.

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First Draft Post-War Lexicon

Alaska oil drilling – A political issue that became mute after American President George Bush conquered Iraq and appropriated Iraqi oil wells.

Collateral Damage – Getting what you want no matter what even if it involves hurting others to the point of death.

Decapitation Attack – A good way to start a war because it gives the impression that you are after your opponent’s leadership and not trying to conquer the entire country for your own benefit.

Department of Offence – The new name for the Department of Defense.

Department of Offense – Runner-up in the contest for a new name for the Department of Defense.

Democracy – obsolete. Used to mean “government by the people’.

Freedom – Something that America used to stand for.

Global Peace – obsolete. See Collateral Damage.

Humanitarian Bombing – This is when you bomb people to save them.

Iraq – the 51st State of the United States of America. Capital: Bushville.

Justice – See “Freedom”.

Liberty – See “Freedom”.

North Korea – 53rd State of the United States of America. Capital: Powelltown

Pakistan – the 52nd State of the United States of America. Capital: Rumsfeld.

Post-war Re-constriction. This is when you overthrow a regime that is not working in your best interests with a new regime that is working in your best interests – with little concern for the benefit of the common people who are oppressed by said regimes. Often presented to the people as “Post-war Reconstruction”.

United Nations. obsolete. An attempt at global cooperation that was effectively annihilated by America in 2003. See Collateral Damage.

Posted by: George Butcher at March 24, 2003 12:37 PM

This jackass left the same comment over at Layne's site. He is very original. You can tell by how original he is.

Posted by: Ken B. at March 24, 2003 01:58 PM

Cool... a nice blog. I'm going to start my own one.

Posted by: area code at January 30, 2004 07:26 PM
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First Draft Post-War Lexicon

Alaska oil drilling – A political issue that became mute after American President George Bush conquered Iraq and appropriated Iraqi oil wells.

Collateral Damage – Getting what you want no matter what even if it involves hurting others to the point of death.

Decapitation Attack – A good way to start a war because it gives the impression that you are after your opponent’s leadership and not trying to conquer the entire country for your own benefit.

Department of Offence – The new name for the Department of Defense.

Department of Offense – Runner-up in the contest for a new name for the Department of Defense.

Democracy – obsolete. Used to mean “government by the people’.

Freedom – Something that America used to stand for.

Global Peace – obsolete. See Collateral Damage.

Humanitarian Bombing – This is when you bomb people to save them.

Iraq – the 51st State of the United States of America. Capital: Bushville.

Justice – See “Freedom”.

Liberty – See “Freedom”.

North Korea – 53rd State of the United States of America. Capital: Powelltown

Pakistan – the 52nd State of the United States of America. Capital: Rumsfeld.

Post-war Re-constriction. This is when you overthrow a regime that is not working in your best interests with a new regime that is working in your best interests – with little concern for the benefit of the common people who are oppressed by said regimes. Often presented to the people as “Post-war Reconstruction”.

United Nations. obsolete. An attempt at global cooperation that was effectively annihilated by America in 2003. See Collateral Damage.

Posted by: George Butcher at March 24, 2003 12:37 PM

This jackass left the same comment over at Layne's site. He is very original. You can tell by how original he is.

Posted by: Ken B. at March 24, 2003 01:58 PM

Cool... a nice blog. I'm going to start my own one.

Posted by: area code at January 30, 2004 07:26 PM
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