March 23, 2003

Matt's Super-Crucial Oscar ...

Matt's Super-Crucial Oscar Awards: Best dude -- Adrien Brody, in a landslide. He makked Halle Berry because he could, he shouted down the speech-is-over-music-cops, he delivered tasteful and heartfelt concern for a world at war, he gave a holler to a homeboy serving in Kuwait, and he looked weird. He also deserved the award, in my opinion, though, ah, I didn't see three of the other movies. Others I'm glad won: Chris Cooper, whose performance was fantastic; Eminem, whose movie got jobbed; and Peter O'Toole, whose speech was classy. Movie I Now Want to See: Frida, also in a landslide, based entirely on the music ... though two hours of Salma Hayek could be worse. Honorary Award: To local boy Steve Martin, of Long Beach State and Disneyland, who always makes me laugh, even if I'm the only one. Biggest Post-Show Question: How long will it take my wife to drive the 3.5 miles home from the Kodak Theater? Show ended at 9 PDT, it's 9:15 now ... I'm guessing 10:30.

Posted by at March 23, 2003 09:17 PM
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Plus, Brody was a major upset in a field that looked predictable in either Jack's or Daniel Day's direction. Plus, he didn't do the standard agents, studios, blah, blah, blah stuff.

O'Toole did a simple thing: demonstrated a feel for language and timing. Damn rare.

Posted by: Eric at March 23, 2003 09:47 PM


makked???? Please translate.

Posted by: Michael Farris at March 23, 2003 09:54 PM

What, Farris, they didn't carry it live in Poland?

Um, that's Matt's Bad Attempt At Slang for "made out with, in a much more convincing way than Al Gore smashed his face against Tipper's gate at the 2000 Democratic Convention."

Posted by: Matt Welch at March 23, 2003 09:56 PM


"What, Farris, they didn't carry it live in Poland?"

Yeah but a nine-hour time difference (I have to get up at 6.30 am) and having to listen to voice-overs full of bad translations dim my enthusiam.

"Slang for "made out with, in a much more convincing way than Al Gore smashed his face against Tipper's gate at the 2000 Democratic Convention."

I thought it might be something like that. Lucky guy.

I'm just a little bummed one of my personal goddesses Julianne Moore didn't win anything.

Posted by: Michael Farris at March 23, 2003 10:34 PM

Too bad Polanski couldn't be there to pick up his award. Man, people hold a grudge, huh?

Posted by: Jim Treacher at March 24, 2003 07:00 AM

When Brody did his serious mouth-to-mouth on Halle, my response was "you magnificent bastard." When I saw that before he went up he got a kiss from Diane Lane as well... he got upgraded to "glorious sunnuvabitch." Some guys have all the luck.

Don't worry, I always laugh at Steve Martin, too. Especially what he said about Michael Moore.

Posted by: Ian at March 24, 2003 09:21 AM

Update -- Wife made it home around 12:30.

Posted by: Matt Welch at March 24, 2003 11:25 AM

It's not really a grudge against Mr. Polanksi. Click on my URL to see the testimony against him.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/polanskicover1.html

Posted by: Xmas at March 24, 2003 02:29 PM

I saw a pic of Adrien Brody smooching Nicole Kidman too. Hey, could be a once-in-a-lifetime thing, might as well make the most of it.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at March 24, 2003 03:17 PM

"I saw a pic of Adrien Brody smooching Nicole Kidman too. Hey, could be a once-in-a-lifetime thing, might as well make the most of it."

Bet SNL next weekend will have a gag involving "Adrien Brody" wandering randomly into sketches and laying serious liplocks on whatever female cast members are there. If not, too bad: it would be funnier than a lot of the stuff they've been doing the last few years.

Posted by: M. Scott Eiland at March 24, 2003 10:34 PM

What's Steve Martin's connection to Disneyland? I thought he started in that little theater at Knott's BF.

Posted by: Greg at March 25, 2003 12:34 AM

Yes, Frida musica e buena. Or something like that.

And I still giggle over Michael Moore lecturing other people on fiction.

Posted by: MoronWatch at March 25, 2003 08:11 AM

Greg -- Unless my memory is a liar, Martin worked at the magic store at Disneyland, then graduated to playing banjo over near the Pirates of the Caribbean...

Posted by: Matt Welch at March 25, 2003 10:26 AM
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